ShadowDollBoi (valley_of_dolls) wrote,
ShadowDollBoi
valley_of_dolls

My Kind of X-Mas Album

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia:
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Tourette's Syndrome:
Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ Reindeer

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell
You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, jingle Bells! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle
Bells...

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let's Open Presents!
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