Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ Reindeer
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants and......
Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, jingle Bells! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let's Open Presents!