Sister: (imitating me) 'Omg I'm so gay! eh deh eh'
Me: Damn right!
Sister: No you're not you just say you are to fit in with your friends.
Me: Oh yes seeing as how the only gay friends I have live 2,000 miles away. And let me tell you, I SO went all that way just to "fit in", but not in the way that you're thinking.
You can always rely on your family to be in denial for you.